Yup.

sergle:

me: i’m not sure about this outfit
friend: you look fine let’s just go!!
me:

(via thecommonchick)

cynisterrrrr:

Me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

(via encourage)

dudishly:

Me running away from my adult responsibilities:

(via thecommonchick)

rarestandfairest:

I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for being so high i ate the whole strawberry and I just had to go with it and pretend like I hadn’t eaten every single strawberry of my life like that

(via encourage)

dammitsammy:

just-shower-thoughts:

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

finally a good fucking shower thought

(via itsagifnotagif)

lesbianshepard:

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

(via thatsthat24)

neilnevins:

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

(via stability)